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Moron Trivia Play-by-Play
Sunday, February 1, 2009

Home Team
Arizona Cardinals (0)
Visiting Team
Pittsburgh Steelers (6)
Quarter 1 (0 - 3)
What state impeached their governor this week?
Cardinals:*
[Repeats Question] (Sometimes that's a trick people are looking to their friend.) [Asks Someone] (Now you're asking, you're not being subtle about it.) Ah, Texas.
Steelers:
Uh. Illunois
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:**
You cheated and then you guessed Texas? (I don't know!) Chicago.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
Within 10 billion, what is President Obama's Stimulous package valued at?
Cardinals:*
I'm just not good at this. (Just take a guess.) I don't know.
Steelers:
I think it's about 850 billion
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
1.6 thousand.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
I'm going to give that to him. It's between 900 and the one that passed the house is 818
Who is Rahm Emmanuel?
Cardinals:*
Robin Manual? (Rahm Emanuel. Say it out loud so your friend can hear.) I don't know.
Steelers:*
I don't know, (Wanna take a guess?) um... ah. Probably got placed in by Obama for some government position. (You're close) The new Economics advisor.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
He's the one who played in the movie Radio.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
He's actually the new Trans Fats Czar.
If you go to your favorite beach, and you're looking right out at the water. Which direction is it you're facing?
Cardinals:
[Favorite Beach: Miami Beach] [Laughs] um. I don't know, West.
Steelers:*
[Favorite Beach: Bahamas] Which direction? I'm on an island in Bermuda. (But you're on a beach so which direction?) I guess West.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Can we give her West? [ding!] We can? [buzzer]
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
We were actually looking for 42.626 Longitude and 9 Latitude.

Quarter 2 (Nobody: 0 - Karen: 3)
What category or sector do you think most of the money in Obama's stimulus package is going to?
Cardinals:
Steelers:
You know, the armies and stuff.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:**
I don't think there is a dime for the armies. The biggest is the poop crucifix museums. (Oh, there's no such thing). You've never been to New York have you? (No)
Who is the secretary of state? The new secretary of state.
Cardinals:
Steelers:
Secretary of State?! Ah... Oh Hilary!
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
What are the three words at the beginning of the constitution in caps.
Cardinals:
Steelers:*
Is it the first three? (could be) We the people.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
Name two people of the we the people who signed the declaration of independence.
Cardinals:
Steelers:
Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:**
Can we give her? I'm pretty sure, I haven't checked. We would have also taken Pol Pot. (Oh you are so full of it!) Yes I am and I'm going to give you another point for that.
*Stu, Glenn, or Pat in Parentheses
**Contenstant in Parentheses
**Normally Stu, Glenn, or Pat in Parentheses could be other staffers

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