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Moron Trivia Play-by-Play
Sunday, February 5, 2012

Home Team
New England Patriots (10)
Visiting Team
New York Giants (5)
Quarter 1 (Mohammed: 3 - Saieed: 0)
What does USA stand for?
Patriots:
[Missed Play by play, coming soon]
Giants:*
Sorry? ([Repeats Question] ) JFK? ([Repeats Question] ) USA? Sorry? (What does it stand for?) [Silence] (U.S.A.) [Silence]
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's the unfortunate Sailor's Association.
Typically, who delivers the state of the union address?
Patriots:
[Missed Play by play, coming soon]
Giants:
Harrison?
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
You didn't give his last name, "Ford" Harrison Ford. But sometimes it's George Clooney.
The City of Rome can be found in what country?
Patriots:
[Missed Play by play, coming soon]
Giants:*
Ah... Which country. (Rome) Ah, mm. (It's on the tip of my...) I know,
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's in the country of the B-52's. "Roam if you want to."
What is another name for frozen water?
Patriots:
Ice
Giants:*
Ah... [Uninteligible] (Say that again?) Cold water.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Yes!
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Can we give that to him? Jeffy? Jeffy: Ah, no, not going to give that to him. Stu: The actual answer is tidal wave.

Quarter 2 (Bob: 4 - Chris: 1)
What is a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money?
Patriots:
Inflation
Giants:*
What was the question? ([Repeats Question]) Hmmm. I don't know.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's also moving it to the clearance rack at the discount stores.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
We would appreciate the truth. Just do that all the time. It's actually bartering with farm tools.
Who is Glenn Beck?
Patriots:
He's a talk radio host.
Giants:*
Glenn Beck (I know I have heard that name.) I don't know that one either. (Wanna take a guess?) A politician?
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
People don't realize this he was Este Lauder's color director.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
He lies like a politician! He's Colonel Sanders that was his real name.
What is a Cul-de-sac?
Patriots:
It's a street with a round-about dead end.
Giants:*
I have heard that before. (I have too. I can't think of it.) I don't know the meaning, I have heard it a million times.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
That is one of the definitions, it's also a laboratory test tube.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's a french word for a bean bag chair.
If a show airs at 6pm EST what time is that in California?
Patriots:
3 O'clock
Giants:
6pm Eastern? [Silence] Three O'clock?
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
October is the month, but 3 O'clock is the time, that's right!
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It also airs next Friday.

Quarter 3 (Archade: 0 - Brian: 4)
What is a Teleprompter used for?
Patriots:*
Excuse me? ([Repeats Question]) Ah. I don't know. (Wanna take a guess?) I can barely hear you. ([Repeats Question louder]) Telephone? (TelePROMPTer) I don't know.
Giants:
[Laughs] it's used to flash word across the screen.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's to make the president look like he has one brain cell in his head.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Yes, we can take that. They also transport molecules across the galaxy.
Who discovered America in 1492?
Patriots:
[Yelled the question] [Hangs Up] [Forfeit]
Giants:
Christopher Columbus
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Oh we lost him. Stu: I say there's no penalty for guessing. And Pat always says Pat: but there is a penalty for early withdraw. It is not just a banking thing.
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
I thought it was Gengis Khan.
If you purchase an electric car, what type of energy does it run on?
Patriots:
[Forfeit]
Giants:
Electricity, positive Energy.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Also, Pixy Dust.
What is Socialism?
Patriots:
[Forfeit]
Giants:
Ah, well, Similar to Communism?
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It is true, it's also tied closely to the previous question about electric cars. Also the name of a newly discovered solar system.

Quarter 4 (3 - 0)
Who was Herbert Hoover?
Patriots:
A president of the United States
Giants:
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
and the guy who invented vacuums.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
What is it called when the moon partially or fully covers the sun?
Patriots:
An eclipse
Giants:
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
Yes, a Mitsubishi Eclipse. That's what they named it after.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
What state's initials are H.I.?
Patriots:*
H.I. Oh my goodness. I'm trying to think of a state that begins with the letter H. (I know) How much time do I have? (Just three seconds.) Just tell me.
Giants:
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
It's the state of being High. Or stoned. [Laughs]
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
How many wheels are on a unicycle?
Patriots:
One
Giants:
Stu, Glenn, or Pat's Response:
I was going to go with 3.14, oh that's Pi, sorry.
No Response from Stu, Glenn, or Pat
*Stu, Glenn, or Pat in Parentheses
**Contenstant in Parentheses
**Normally Stu, Glenn, or Pat in Parentheses could be other staffers

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